OBSESSED w/ Julie & Jackie - Pride Edition!
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Gimme a Break
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If Jackie were going to die of bites to the breast, I’d have already sung “Wind Beneath My Wings” at her memorial service.
I am no longer afraid that men will kill me. I am just scared that they will bore me. I freaked out the other night when a boy with a crush on me showed up at a bar I was at and proceeded to flirt with me, but was clearly not very smart. I was like “read.”
Brag Attack: I am reading a book!
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I am very high. So much of this may not make sense.
Julie is now worried that every guy she meets is going to kill her ala Bret Easton Ellis. I told her Julie, “Guys aren’t gonna kill you. They’re just gonna disappoint you.” Honestly the only BEE I’ve ever read was “Less than Zero” and that was finshed in less that 3 hours. BEE makes Jacqueline Susann look like Philip Roth. But she said that she was much more weary of casual sex, you know, in case someone wants to bite off her nipples. (And not in a fun way.)
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