http://julieandjackie.com/web Julie Klausner and Jackie Clarke Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:15:49 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en We're back! And it's a little chilly out! Are you excited to come and see us in our Autumn cashmere? OBSESSED with Julie & Jackie Thursday October 18th 9:30 PM @ The Upright Citizens Brigade Theater 307 West 26th Street @ 8th Ave $5 Make reservations at http://ucbtheater.com or @ 212-366-9176 The FOOD edition! Eat it up! With special ... http://julieandjackie.com/web/?p=27 JULIE AND JACKIE WRITE FOR "THE BIG GAY SKETCH SHOW"   Julie Klausner (TV Funhouse, VH1) & Jackie Clarke (Hannity & Colmes, Radio with a Twist) are the latest additions to the writing staff for the second season of The Big Gay Sketch Show (link to http://www.logoonline.com/shows/dyn/big_gay_sketch_show/videos.jhtml) on the LOGO Network. They ... http://julieandjackie.com/web/?p=25 THURSDAY, JULY 12 at 9:30 pm with special guest RICK SHAPIRO and LIBERACE'S GHOST UCB Theatre | 307 West 26th St (just west of 8th Ave) Tickets $5 | 212-366-9176 or online @ http://ucbtheater.com "Life is nothing if you're not obsessed." -- John Waters Best friends, comedy partners, and mother and daughter Julie Klausner (VH1, ... http://julieandjackie.com/web/?p=24 UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE LOS ANGELES Proudly Presents  "OBSESSED" WITH JULIE AND JACKIE with special guest, cult film hero, Tommy Wiseau ("The Room")   OBSESSED with Julie and Jackie UCB Theatre | 5919 Franklin Ave Thursday, June 28 8 pm | Tickets $5 Reservations 323-908-8702 or http://ucbtheater.com   Best friends, comedy partners, and mother and daughter Julie Klausner ... http://julieandjackie.com/web/?p=21 http://julieandjackie.com/web/?p=12 If Jackie were going to die of bites to the breast, I'd have already sung "Wind Beneath My Wings" at her memorial service. I am no longer afraid that men will kill me. I am just scared that they will bore me. I freaked out the other night when a boy ... http://julieandjackie.com/web/?p=11 I am very high. So much of this may not make sense. Julie is now worried that every guy she meets is going to kill her ala Bret Easton Ellis. I told her Julie, "Guys aren't gonna kill you. They're just gonna disappoint you." Honestly the only ... http://julieandjackie.com/web/?p=10 Based on a brief flirtation with loving/hating Huey Lewis, and a consequent recommendation from a person I am no longer dating, I picked up American Psycho (the book, not the movie) and gave it a try, wondering to myself, "who are the douchebags that this douchebag is writing about?" I soon ... http://julieandjackie.com/web/?p=9 One of my favorite words is classy. I love to declare myself classy. I am probably the most unclassy gal on the planet. I could literally have a stranger's semen in my hair and convince myself that I was the most adorable and classiest chick on the ... http://julieandjackie.com/web/?p=8 There's only one old man I really wanna bag, which is a lie, but it's when he was a younger old man. Of course I'm talking about Jack Nicholson in the 1970s. I am deeply into him, then. Can somebody with a time machine and Bob Rafelson's number please make ... http://julieandjackie.com/web/?p=7